Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
我们只看见残忍的炮轰屠杀肢解刑罚监禁，却不知这是满清十大酷刑还是悲观者眼中的未来末日。文明在向哪里走？都未可知。
无序的轮回，绝望的探索生命意义，以及可怜人类永无止境对造物主的意淫。
其實看完電影有點失落，這部電影想做的太多，但是所有東西都不那麼到位。尤其是Peter和MJ的感情線，完全支撐不起來。就連Amazing的Spider Man救了MJ都感動過Peter和MJ分別的時刻。感情不是說煽情音樂和唯美鏡頭就能疊加的，他需要的是經營。最後電影就是食之無味去只可惜的，好像很有趣但是說不出哪裡好的電影。
对于3代来说，初代和2代就是他可能存在的未来，即使经历未必相同，但心的历程却无比相像。他选择救赎敌人，的确让人感觉是愚善，但谁又能保证自己的每一个选择都必然正确呢？敢于面对失败才有机会变强，敢于面对错误才能避免重蹈覆辙！
电影所有内容都被电影名字概括了，mad god《疯神》，我们经常发问，为什么神不关心我们？不回应我们？因为我们的神，可能如影片中一般，冷酷而残忍，匪夷所思。
总体非常矛盾的观影体验。编剧这样写等于花了三部的时间才勉强让荷兰弟版PP开始有“成长”的感觉，也就是说看完这部能明显感到从《美队3》第一次出现到现在快6年了，荷兰弟版PP居然一点成长也没有以至于居然使得“Peter Parker/Spiderman”这么个也许是最应该平易近人、被喜爱门槛最低的超英变得让人觉得讨厌(荷兰弟演员本人我倒是觉得还好，主要这么写真的是...)。而另一方面，作为当年看过的第一个美式超英电影，能看到托比回归出演PP/SM实在是非常感慨(甚至于见到威廉达福的绿魔跟莫里纳的章鱼博士我都感到很激动)；而加菲尔德的《超凡蜘蛛侠》很可惜还没看过，他在这部里的性格和气质让我感觉得赶紧补下他的两部《超凡》了。最后，这么好的元素拍成这样，只能说“有钱能使鬼推磨”。两星半。
可是我为什么打四星推荐，因为！！这部电影！！有他妈的三个蜘蛛侠！！托比！加菲！荷兰弟！三代蜘蛛侠齐聚一堂！！挖超！！！简直就是时代的眼泪！！！迪士尼仗着有版权为所欲为！
如果不是因为粉丝电影的话，三星打顶了。在三代同框之前，可以用mess up来概括，荷兰蛛过于轻浮的圣母表现让前半段就像是个闹剧。而对于奇异博士随便就施展了咒语造成的多元宇宙坍塌问题，虽然以曾经使用过和对咒语的误解一笔带过，依然无法接受这是他会干出的事情。但三代同框实在过于精彩，以及在完成了对每个反派的救赎之后，回头去看每部电影，好像都能够弥补当时的意难平。如果用只有荷兰蛛受伤的世界作为结尾，好像也许不错。最后来到熟悉的出租屋、使用着熟悉的收音机，俯瞰纽约高楼，才知道原来英雄无归，到这一刻才刚刚开始。
没看懂但我极为震撼，竟然能整出这么恶心的东西。
人物动机儿戏 粉丝福利片 但我吃这套 眼泪鼻涕都擦口罩上了 快多搞点 555
克苏鲁风格的革命之路，废土风的《大都会》，奇爱博士混搭太空漫游。垂直空间、大小的缩放对比、肉感混合机械营造了向着更下一层行进的地狱行记，如临深渊，兜兜转转。隐喻丛生的地下世界，各路怪形都可看作某种理念或阶层的具象化，命运女神编织逐渐破碎的地图，指向永劫轮回的目的地，炼狱里人如机器被制造和销毁，可悲的复制人又去打造庞大的神。人们被束缚、劳作、自相残杀如牛马和蝼蚁，电击的规训和刺激培育盲从的劳动和糖衣包裹的娱乐消遣。探索者的尸体被拆解鞭尸取乐吃瓜群众，被解剖榨干剩余价值，一点遗产也被献祭，希望最终成为虚妄，良心发现的帮凶留下一滴眼泪。
小蜘蛛以一己之力惹出祸端然后一群人帮他擦屁股。漫威消费起情怀真是驾轻就熟。
7/10 作为一部大片，节奏不太好。打开多元宇宙的任务完成得很好。小蜘蛛侠太傻白甜白左了不喜欢。最令人兴奋的三蛛同框和各版敌人大乱斗因为提前剧透而损失了那种兴奋。
这部电影为了搞三虫同框真的连故事逻辑都不要了，荷兰弟的蜘蛛侠肯定荣登了人物动机最白痴的蜘蛛侠，没有之一。电影逻辑极力归咎于他年轻想做对的事所以能胡作非为的观点未免过于粗暴，由于有加入妇联的关系，荷兰弟蜘蛛侠的形象已经不止三部电影了，是六部，然而他的角色弧一直没有发展，这样的展现实在令人遗憾。这部电影最优秀的地方是马奎尔虫和加菲虫那为数不多的戏份，可以真切感受到他们的角色是成长了（加菲演技真好，就简单一段叙述自己如何救不了格温的剧情已经非常能让观众共情）
加菲说自己没能救成Gwen时我就知道会让他去救MJ了，当然我本也以为会让托比去救Ned来着。To the spidermans in my 2002, 2012, and 2022。
80集大型漫威连续剧之蜘蛛侠：英雄无归，除了三🐷同框好像也没有更有趣的东西了。
2；编剧脑子食shi了，这不是奔着毁掉荷兰弟版蜘蛛侠去的嘛，就为了三代同框，就为了卖情怀，太糟糕了；但是它给了他一次救起她的机会，这一次，他接住她了！；
感情戏份过多，超英电影本来就擅长的东西。属于是扩大了短板。三代蜘蛛侠，出场的时候，心中最爱的居然是托比·马奎尔。哈哈哈哈哈
作为荷兰弟的蜘蛛侠电影，开启多次元宇宙，虽然没有托贝·马奎尔第一代那么出彩，也造成了三代蜘蛛侠同台的精彩场面，致敬的地方还是有很多，不过还是那句话能力越大，责任越大！
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