Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
这这这不是贺岁片么？？？生生给整成了灭门？本来不尴不尬的冷笑话还能对付下去，整这玩意……刘浩存演技一般，但是小鹿一样的眼睛是真的适合演涉世未深的小姑娘。
结尾很可爱啊，不死药真的甜到了。国内平台自我阉割可太夸张了，好き是欣赏，彼氏是最好的朋友，変態是荒谬😓
东德最后一个情报员的故事。本来是个搞学术的青年学者，为了口头承诺的好处入职东德情报局。在情报局里做的事越多，他越觉得不安，同时，他也越陷越深，无法回头。后来终于决定要逃往西德，尚未成行就被抓捕。虽然他罪不至死，但却被判处死刑，使他成为东德最后一个死刑犯。故事跌宕起伏，能感觉到其中的惊险与精彩，但电影拍得平淡，按理说应该有几场紧张刺激的戏，让观众惊心动魄才对，可惜没有。男主演得不错，貌似越来越秃了。
呃，本来摩托在中国就不受待见，让喜欢骑摩托的人咋想？不懂
赤坂进来学结局！！！！(结局加半星)
In der Sozialistischen Gesellschaft braucht keiner zum Verbrecher zu werden
冲着拉子看的，果然没失望，剧情比较平淡，或者说那一段历史就是平静水面下的暗朝汹涌，鱼儿不知道发生了什么只能随波逐流，可能下一秒就被暗流带着摔死在石头上……
嘛 虽然前半段看的还是云里雾里的 而且感觉编剧真的在超努力地塞剧情 一段接一段看着甚至有点赶…但是结尾的告白真的大好き 少女心哐哐哐地跳>< 和第一部比多出来的一颗星就给这个完美的happy ending！平行世界的会长和かぐや要一直幸福wwww
前面的小幽默都不是韩寒的真正实力，演唱会后的故事节奏才是真正的韩寒，无人能取代。另外，戏外看起来那么茶的刘浩存，戏里却总能够繁华落尽见真淳，如此极致的塑造力，怎么不算天赋型演员呢？
“含早”的梗也是绝了
哇⋯全裸⋯為演技打分👍⋯一把火燒了就沒了⋯
气球爆炸的时刻，还是会有被浪漫戳中的感觉。最后俩人的拥抱，我都感觉到桥本环奈脚底下的苹果箱有多高了……视效包装做得也太烂了，这种质量我在真人TV版里看见都会觉得不精致，更别说这是剧场版电影了。男主脸依旧老，有几个磨过皮的样子和戴帽子的时候才顺眼一点。桥本环奈居然出现了其他电视剧的造型，都比辉夜造型好看……石上的假发真的是太假了，书记的声音和演技到底谁能受得了……
2.3/5.0 慢着……这结尾～我看的是删减版？ 也忒浮皮潦草了点儿吧。电影前三分之二还可以的。不连珠的小妙语，小设计。过气腕儿的突然登场。就算比较刻意也能令我身心愉悦。结局没崩之前，情绪推得还算到位。如果倒退十年前，也许会收割我一波感动甚至热泪盈眶。但看完之后，也就是看完了。内心毫无波澜甚至有点倦怠。这也许就是当代电影的现状吧。快餐，伤痛，闲暇之余的无聊消遣。 刘浩存依旧眼神空洞。韩寒至死是少年。
之前看过辉夜大小姐想让我告白第一部的真人版电影，剧情相当于是动漫版第一第二部的内容，没猜错的话，第二部电影大概率就是第三部动漫的内容，且第二部电影结尾还是he，可喜可贺，完结撒花！
拼贴叙事流，人物没深度甚至不屑于去塑造，矛盾靠突如其来生拉硬拽，但视听表达相较之前会好很多，至少是流畅的。
书记这个角色不是靠卖萌就能演好的，浅川明显不适合这个角色
梗也太多了！我可以接受漫改真人版不那么还原因为二三次元本来就有壁，所以当做搞笑电影看接受度还算良好，就是比较尬（最尬的大概就是千花……硬装可爱有点不适应，虽然大家演得都很尬）还是挺好的完结篇。
可能因为看了第一部，所以对第二部的接受程度变高了，剧情来说，第二部更好看，依旧是中二的漫改喜剧，可以看看。
我觉得自己平静了以后再去看四海会喜欢这部电影，好向往电影里的自由飞驰啊
为什么完结得这么不好笑啊，除了发糖，完全没了第一部的发自内心的笑了，不还原也是真的伤！
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