Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
小宝的颜夜敌不过杀猪刀啊；包哥永远是你包哥
毛骗团队的制作完成度还算可以，就是那么多的凑巧反转有点太过牵强#电影 #冤家宜解不宜结
你回归到喜欢的行业，他放下游戏回归校园，不论你们多励志，无法改变烂片的现实。保健品&仪器乱象，希望国家好好管管，留住老年人的养老钱
邵庄还是演这种高智商角色，小宝这角色也还是很有个性，各种场面交汇很好看，结尾还有杀不死、异物志和城市的边缘彩蛋，我很喜欢这片子，我给五星。（8.4/10）
毛骗团队的作品，编剧尚可，演员们，也都有了年龄感了。
剧情漏洞太多了，对于这个团队来说只能是及格线水平
粉丝滤镜没办法
最后说一句，龙哥仗义！
这个故事，还是有点像杀不死的结构，而且也是对日常生活的一个深入解读，和戏剧性夸张表现，虽然说咱们不应该总以毛骗的标准去要求优映，但是这一部确实不那么尽如人意，我相信大家跟我的想法差不多，就是希望优映还能搞出那种，普通的场景，接地气的演员，拍出一种大片既视感
非常努力，但是还是差强人意。其实邵庄和杨羽因为形象的原因还是适合做坏坏一点的角色，从《杀不死》到《保镖》再到这部，一直在演忠厚老实和稳重的角色，不合适，建议把痞帅的感觉发挥出来，真正因为角色塑造剧本，而不刻意因为剧本塑造角色，发挥自己本色，才是最好的演员
好期待能超越毛骗的片子啊，我相信优映可以做到的
三星半。比《非常保镖》好看，起码人多了，格局也大了，还掺进去些犯罪元素。不过这次没有用上他们常用的反转，只是简单的伏笔回收，整体上完成度不错，老熟人们纷纷登场，小宝和邵庄亲密合作，也算《毛骗》粉的彩蛋，现在的优映文化走轻松路线也是迫不得已，几个严肃的作品全部卡在过审上面了，总不能一直光拍不放吧，还是要生存的。希望那几部一直在过审的作品能早日放出来吧
这应该是跟几年前的《杀不死》出于同一个项目组之手，虽然里面有不少小瑕疵（比如为什么一个安卓手机能用FACE ID之类的）但我还挺喜欢他们的剧本的，朴素但规矩。不过，优映真该找一个动作导演了，要不考虑考虑包哥。另外，小宝的台词真是不如邵庄。以及，那个王哥不是说相声的周培言嘛！再以及，我有几个瞬间竟然觉得邢冬冬长得有几分像北野武……
无聊，套路，节奏太差，这么多年过去，还是网大应有的水平
多线叙事，剧情完整，轻松诙谐，不错的网络电影。
这群人总是很有想法。虽然都不是大制作，但是故事上总是很有趣味。
一晚上都在跑酷 而且俗套 为了铺垫而铺垫 没有以前毛骗带感
哈哈哈，出人意料哈，这么的好看，有笑点，有伏笔，有包袱，也有正能量，好久好久没有见过这么走心的喜剧片啦，哈哈哈哈
演技都还在线。
不应该6.9分啊，看到狐狸老大出来了，哈哈哈哈哈痘痘还是和以前一样多。包哥每次出场都意外哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，不是啊 我觉得这不是优映的分数段啊。
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