Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
即使严重失忆 完全记不得自己的爱人的情况下，还是会再次选择她
没什么！没什么！没什么！就是《谁是超级英雄》这部片真的好看！搞笑、幽默，又不缺乏一定深度，华丽的搞笑，美貌才华并存的演员们，场面的设计，道具师傅的才华，，等等这是这一两年来最好看的喜剧片了。
梗和吐槽蛮好笑的。最后那个真的失忆的情节蛮特别的…
剧场版果然还是要在电影院看！这部真的好看！虽然还是在柯学的世界。没有兰内酱的剧情真是太美好了。松田的同期情也好，复仇团体的感情也好，都能很好地共情到。炸渋谷的点子想想就兴奋，上个月还真去过一次。不过我看的这是柯南吗？zero跳进ヘリ的瞬间我都以为我在看美队。最后主题曲出来的时候燃了！电影院里最多7个人，感觉好爽！以后每年都来刷！
超白痴屎尿屁无厘头。盲猜编导应该是老港式喜剧片爱好者和星爷重度粉丝。
按照前面剧情两种液体小剂量碰到就会炸，这么大范围球再怎么挡着总会有渗透一点吧……犯罪动机太诡异了也没好好交代。这集的音乐没有特别深的印象
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漫威和DC看了会沉默，粉丝看了会流泪，剩下没被恶搞的超英看了会捶首顿足。
这货好有才，，之前看阅后即瞎瞎看什么看了好几部，被他们解说得超级无敌搞笑。
主题曲还行，这次开篇特别华丽！万圣感满满～
真是不咋地，看有人说2022最好笑法国电影才看了看，原来是拍给大傻子的电影。。。平均15秒一个笑点抛出，结果只有3个镜头笑了，实在太尴尬了。大众审美令人恐惧。
可恶，被安室透帅到了。我在一种我真的不喜欢他但是他真的好帅的情绪中挣扎。颈环，监禁普勒，还有那个装枪的背心，太涩了太涩了，如果他是我推我真的会爽死。风见要是好看一点能嗑爆吧，我最得力的部下，累到精疲力竭什么的。警校四人三年前拆炸弹那段好燃。ヒロ ゼロ好好嗑！！！想搞荻原研二了！！警校高佐这个比重就是宣传诈骗吧，我想到是诈骗但这也太诈骗了，我还以为那个婚礼至少会是关键情节。这次确实比近几年的好看，单说片头就很好看，还有好喜欢ED！（我感觉第一次看到松田阵平是上辈子的事了，结果跟我说是三年前😅我忘了柯南开始到现在好像只过了一年
国内低成本网大的水平。梗很多但是完全不知道好笑在哪里，各种屎尿屁的低级无厘头，非常无聊。曾经诞生路易·德·菲内斯的法国喜剧电影居然堕落到周星驰式的低级趣味实在是令人唏嘘
和水岛前辈在台场看的，安室几次大跳跃飞冲，到对面楼和直升飞机，很酷炫。南瓜红蓝混合炸弹！在会场看过上白次的预告，每次出现都心一抖。3年前の11月6日安室さんは……
Que demande plus au rituel annuel sur grand écran de notre détective en guise d' action hero? Un pur divertissement équilibre entre le fan service et l'intrigue sans véritable suspens mais tout en respectant les codes de la franchise. Ça se regarde toujours, un film d'action pas trop mauvais
看前，2022了 还有松田正平呢！渋谷特辑。看后，动作片，算ok的啦。5人组可以。
相对于漫威是真的省，但是确实不少地方还挺搞笑的
整部片子全员都差点脱口而出喊柯南“老大”了。。。希望制作方能多想想怎么用故事感动人，而不是强行用纸片人拉票房。想看佐藤高木和松田的故事，悪意と聖者の行進真的比这好看太多了。 不过棒棒鸡yyds！！歌词也很感动！
换了脚本终于多了一点推理要素，比去年好多了，已经有点期待明年了。
我真的搞不懂安室透到底是来干嘛的 就为了卖票房而卖呗 你死小就只需要安室透的粉丝呗 真的腻了
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