腾黄果排毒真假

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分类： 喜剧片 2016

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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评论:

  • 卫星 5小时前 :

    真的要是别的导演拍的，能有三星，但是东木啊，可能是真的老了。

  • 俞翠柏 5小时前 :

    7.1 这部真的不太行，路上所有的困难都太刻意了，也是个一路闯关的类型片。主要就是冲着91岁还自导自演的伊斯特伍德看的，希望他和85岁的伍迪艾伦能继续拍下去

  • 初丽 9小时前 :

    这么垃圾的剧本，起码的认真态度都没有，完全是吃老人的原有声誉资本。

  • 卫娅娜 1小时前 :

    单论电影，节奏非常平淡和缓，寓意也那么直白，在我看来，是一路的反高潮。但因为是克林特的作品，全程感受到的是和蔼的温柔。不是缅怀，不想说教，而是，就任车这么开，走到哪停哪，遇到谁就聊一聊，到达目的地之前，任旅程平缓还是颠簸，任生活刺激还是散漫。

  • 家初 4小时前 :

    画内:年迈的Miko被职业所抛弃。

  • 战兴业 5小时前 :

    91岁了，还在努力的每年贡献一部电影，的确是服的不要不要的。但是看这场电影，看着他走得一步一摇晃，生怕下一个镜头，就会倒下来，真的老了呀。致敬！

  • 德震 5小时前 :

    期待什么？老爷车的牺牲？哀歌的碗？

  • 傅新筠 6小时前 :

    平平无奇，单纯有的只剩点情怀，西部片还是混碟市吧

  • 丽柔 6小时前 :

    一个老人、一个孩子、一辆车，很像他93年的那部《完美的世界》，只是近30年过去，这部老爷车已经没什么油了，观影中我很难入戏，不是电影不好，而是东木太老。如果骷髅人能走路，大概就是这部电影里伊斯特伍德的样子，我甚至害怕一阵风就把他刮倒了。他比《骡子》时更老了，还那么艰辛的拍戏，我已经成了哭泣的男人。

  • 原绮彤 4小时前 :

    我日啊……..这片子到底存在的意义是啥，东木老爷爷你是想要电影里来段夕阳红？？？？

  • 强国 8小时前 :

    老爷子的内心很柔软，所以一切的呈现都是偏温柔的童话的美好的，视觉上倒让那只活力的公鸡抢足了戏。

  • 心诗 6小时前 :

    i don't know how to cure "old".

  • 仁芮欣 7小时前 :

    完全不行，像支离破碎的幻灯片，又像幼稚的国产电影。

  • 奇忆秋 5小时前 :

    耄耋之年的东木这些年推出的电影可以说是相当务实了，用不同的故事直面了回首与反思。这个故事相当陈旧，有意的举重若轻从而牺牲了戏剧冲突，正片下来似乎除了那句“我不知道如何治愈衰老”之外并没有令人耳目一新的桥段。与许多年前同样与子代在公路上的《完美的世界》相比，东木避就与平和了太多，直接讲出老人所想倾诉的，反高潮结局温柔自然的安抚了荧屏前的观众。

  • 佘旭彬 9小时前 :

    已经耄耋之年的东木的新作，不好说是老骥伏枥、宝刀未老什么的，而是我鲜少见的：温柔的东木。有着他曾经影片中最熟悉的元素，却放弃了不犀利不深入的悲伤故事，讲了一个平铺直叙，甚至没有什么高潮点，一老人，一少年，和一只鸡跨越美墨边境的故事，像是他的人生自传一样，像是对那个西部牛仔年代，还拿着枪的东木的致敬和怀念，转眼间已是拖着一身老骨头，给年轻一代讲他的所理解的世俗的老头了。他这次的转变，像是我最喜欢的小说家，写起了散文的感觉。

  • 丽帆 3小时前 :

    一个老人、一个孩子、一辆车，很像他93年的那部《完美的世界》，只是近30年过去，这部老爷车已经没什么油了，观影中我很难入戏，不是电影不好，而是东木太老。如果骷髅人能走路，大概就是这部电影里伊斯特伍德的样子，我甚至害怕一阵风就把他刮倒了。他比《骡子》时更老了，还那么艰辛的拍戏，我已经成了哭泣的男人。

  • 慕容端敏 4小时前 :

    60分/东木老爷子的电影是真的看一部少一部了，毕竟以91岁的高龄作为导演兼主角，只有他能做到。

  • 庹兴发 6小时前 :

    一老一小的路子 最近不太灵光了 老爷子该歇歇了

  • 帅俊良 0小时前 :

    为报旧主恩而寻子，其崇高的、英雄式的意义却不断被稀释、消解，难掩英雄迟暮之意。虽然得出人生无意义的感慨，但同时对生活本身保持着热忱，比如美好的风光、跨上马背的感觉、孩童和女人。

  • 尹嘉石 5小时前 :

    基本上还是之前的套路，但是没有以前那么激烈的矛盾冲突。冲击力小了很多，但是也温柔了很多。看之前我很害怕老爷子又要做什么牺牲，不过，结局是很满意的。从电影的角度讲，这部片子并没有老爷车、百万美元宝贝之类的震撼与感动甚至心痛，但是依然能看出来老爷子对爱的理解，对自由西部的怀念。有些必不可少的元素在这里显得有些尬，节奏也有些慢，也不知道为什么macho要cry，甚至觉得东木的导演水平有所下滑。但是，当那个西部之神以九十多岁高龄站在那里的时候，本身就是一座丰碑！真心希望东木爷爷健康长寿！

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