On a hot summer afternoon in New York, Emma Jones gossips with other neighbors in her residential building about the affair that Mrs. Anna Maurrant and the milkman Steve Sankey are having. When the rude and unfriendly Mr. Frank Maurrant arrives, they change the subject. Meanwhile, their teenage daughter Rose Maurrant is being sexually pressured by her married boss Mr. Bert Easter. She does however very much like her kind young Jewish neighbor Sam, who has a serious crush on her.
The next morning, Frank Maurrant tells his wife that he is traveling to Stamford on business. Mrs. Maurrant meets the gentle Sankey in her apartment, but out of the blue Frank comes back home. He realizes his wife is upstairs with Sankey, and runs upstairs. We hear shots and see the two men struggling as Sankey tries to escape through the window. Maurrant runs out with a gun. He has killed Sankey and fatally wounded his wife.
Maurrant is apprehended and is led away by police. He apologizes to his daughter Rose, who will now have to take care of herself and her young brother without either parent. Rose's boss offers once again to set her up in her own apartment, but she refuses. Then she sees Sam, and tells him she wants to leave the city. Sam pleads with her to let him go with her, but she tells him it will be better for the two of them to have a couple of years apart before they consider becoming a couple. Rose walks off down the street by herself.
自己演这么傻逼的电影就不会觉得自己是个傻逼吗？
啥都是混乱的，连主角的都没个性，更别提配角了，一个半小时看得我困死，几度睡着，不明不白，莫名其妙所有的物品都要劝他别当小偷，凭什么？为什么？都是些啥啊
在我特别难受的时候看的，还不错，让我开心了一下
烂片是真烂……就夸都找不到夸哪儿……浪费时间浪费资源浪费金钱浪费演员……哎
这么轻松的设定，不好吗？在网大里，属于制作上成了。就给这么低的分？所有轻松笑点都不突兀，看惯了东北二人转式搞笑，这种难道不好吗？整个影片都很顺畅，明明够及格线了啊～为什么还不到5分？
创意不错，挺有看点，有几处拍的很欢乐，最后还升华了一下，结局也蛮不错的。
男女主童年一伞之交，兜兜转转又相识相知的桥段真是百看不厌，有人一起遮风挡雨真好
只有预告片和短视频软件的片段很搞笑，王彦霖和张子栋那块超好笑
4分 导演使劲设计梗让我们笑，放20年前可能真的好笑的，但现在我一次都没笑出来。男主能跟物料沟通，本来是一个能玩出很多花样的设定，但拍得乏善可陈。女主身为一个精神病医生，但行为更像一个精神病。至于剧情……好吧，好像没什么剧情。
确实就预告片好看，要是多一点和身边物品的情节就好了
段子硬挠痒痒肉，本来就是个设定一路绕着治病转特没劲
自己演这么傻逼的电影就不会觉得自己是个傻逼吗？
黑色喜剧，风格倒是蛮对味的，窃贼和一对夫妻意外相处一宿后产生的化学反应和莫测走向，中段稍显无力。导演私心还是挺明显的，给媳妇莉莉·柯林斯这么个结局，另外还不得不佩服他曾经处过的前任。
里面居然还有张雪峰老师，看来暑假考研已经满足不了他了，来电影里面当精神病专家了哈哈哈
十分凑合，我身后的几个观众一会儿笑过一会儿又笑，笑了无数次，可除了彩蛋之外我一次都没笑出来。半生不熟遮遮掩掩的荤段子真的比较讨人嫌。不知道要等到什么时候我们的国产喜剧创作者才能把段子搞得高级一些不这么水。然后还教育人，整出来一套要做个好人的中心思想什么的。不建议进影院看，不过反正我是为了焦俊艳看的，不好看倒也不生气。只是给焦俊艳配CP麻烦找个帅哥行不行，之前陆垚知马俐那么难看可好歹还给配的是荷尔蒙系的朱亚文，这次是什么平平无奇男演员……20210919北京槐房万达影城
最好看的桥段在黑色音符软件都能看，正片就算了吧。
直到中间部分时我一直以为是荒诞喜剧呢，故事写的挺左，最后才恍然大悟是阴谋剧（个人认为）。但总体来说还是惊悚没有什么，阴谋显得前缀没什么意义。
真的太慢了 我4倍速看的 才觉得节奏正常 整个故事就是直接给你 在一个别墅完成 特定情况下完成 前后都不交代 为了惊悚 自己猜
单独看演员演的感觉还挺好 整部看完就emm 有的地方是有趣的
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