这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
An absurdist classic
This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
五星给连姆尼森大叔 编剧减一星 导演减一星 面瘫配角们再减一星
别再让连姆·尼森杀人营救了好吗？他老了看不出来吗？
莫姨老成了鬼样子。。。连叔心有余而力不足。。。结果就是要剧情没剧情，要动作没动作，要阴谋没阴谋的三无产品。。。
连姆大叔年近七十还这么拼命拍动作戏，可敬！
什么玩意，连姆大叔你是真的阿尔茨海默了吗被人忽悠拍这种片子？还有盖，你是居家隔离觉得没意思啥片都接吗？
挺好看的动作电影，memory's a motherfucker
分数：60
不杀小孩是很多杀手片奉行的宗旨，但良心发现这个必须有过程有张力的，不懂抄抄《这个杀手不太冷》嘛，是怎么营造这种氛围的？动作戏也差劲，反正没有一处场面调度是值得表扬的，反而是很多尴尬和无脑情节充斥。马丁坎贝尔连续两部都是怪趣味压倒了他之前的流畅和张力，和成龙合作那部《英伦决战》难道就是最后的绝唱了么？
慢慢看，有点像美剧，悲剧的结尾加一分，记忆和法律都是靠不住的
支持一下Martin Campbell先生...和Bobby用的兑换券
我觉得挺好看的，连姆和那个警察演的都好棒哦
连姆尼森，我喜欢。片中大叔在手上记录关键信息有记忆碎片的影子，另外记忆碎片的男主也在🐶。在大叔的藏身地进门就不停飞鸽子是学吴宇森的吧，哈哈哈
自古美人叹迟暮，不许英雄见白头。几乎没法看，老头不但身手不太行了（比前几部有反弹），还阿兹海默了……莫妮卡贝鲁奇也残了。哎……
营救之神最虽然没能救了小女孩，但化身杀手一击毙命，还是很不错的。
好片子，虽然现实生活中不会存在，但是还是一部好片子。
连姆尼森救人变成了为民除害般的复仇。也玩不出什么花样了
有一种感觉，英雄迟暮，深感惋惜，但内心的正义没有老
本来要等一台挖掘机的，结果等来一群狗哈哈😆
全篇只有3个人，但大部分时间是独角戏，不明白到底为什么要留一个人来看金子，这又不会长脚跑了，做好标记一起去找挖掘机不就得了，在贪婪的欲望面前，感觉这脑子都不好使了，光想着发大财，没有荒漠生存经验还要硬留下来，结局也是猜到了，中规中矩可以一看
好片子，虽然现实生活中不会存在，但是还是一部好片子。
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